2001-02-24 - 03:16:24

Well, I'm sitting in prison with no one to keep me company but Tiny. He smells like a rotting catfish, though. So, I used my one phone call to set up a free voice mail service. So here's the deal, I want all of you to leave me voice mail while I'm in here, okay? It's toll free, so you're not going to get charged anything. I need human contact, though. Help me out here! Okay, the number is 1-866-365-5696, and the account number you enter is 1*155268. Make sure you don't forget the "*". After you call the number you have to press 2, and then enter the account number, complete with the star. It's toll free, so I'm not asking that much, people. If you want me to call you back, leave your number, complete with area code, and I'll think about it. Or just say what you'd do to me if I was in your bedroom! WOO! Anyway, leave me a voice mail and I'll be a happy incarcerated sex hero.

If you do decide to send me a voice mail, I won't post it on my diary until I've contacted you and you've said it's okay. (Leave some sort of contact info: email address, guestbook entry #, voice mail, phone number, or something.) So don't worry.

Okay, I'm gonna list the voice mails I get under this entry.

Somebody is ransoming my pants for HUGE sums of money!

She wants me.

She wants me. (Part 2)

I think this is someone performing fellatio.

Sarah sounds hot.

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