2001-09-16 - 2:57 p.m.

I just got out of jail. Again. With Tiny. Again.

It's all because of those damn solicitors. They're always calling up my computer line.

"Are you the person in charge of the phone bill?"

"This is the computer line."

"Oh, well are you in charge of the phone bill?"

"No."

"Well, when would be a good time to call back?"

"Probably never."

"Okay, I'll try back later."

These people are such a pain in the ass. The next time he called, I had a plan.

"Hello?"

"Are you the person in charge of the phone bill?"

"No. I'm robbing the place."

The police picked me up and took me to jail fifteen minutes later.

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