2001-01-16 - 21:39:01

For lack of a better entry, I'm going to tell you a story.

As you may know, there was a girl who signed my guestbook, asking me to email her. At first, I didn't care much. Then, about two weeks ago, she signed it again and asked me to email her once more. I thought to myself, "If I'm going to be a sex hero, then I will need to have fans." So I emailed her. It was short and simple, and right to the point. Here it is, in its entirety:

Date: Fri, 05 Jan 01 03:32AM MST From: Boi-oi-oing! (boi-oi-oing@usa.net) To: ruffabelle@stupid.com Subject: hey --------------------------------------------------------------okay. i emailed you. where's my fellatio?

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