2000-12-12 - 19:57:59

Well, I realized that, judging from my guestbook, the only people who read my shit are gay guys and chicks. That proves exactly how sexy I am. The only people who read this are people who want to touch my ass. I don't know about you, but that spells "sexy bitch" to me. Thanks everyone. I'm still working on gettin' those nudie pictures up here.

And now for boi-oi-oing's sexy award speech:

"First off I want to thank my wang. Mr. Wang, you're the best friend a guy could ever have. Second, my mom and dad for having sex. Thanks guys. I also want to thank God for making me such a stud. I should probably thank my friend Ruffle. Oh, and roosta, he kicks ass. I also want to thank Canada; I've only been there for a couple minutes once, but I've heard about it. Oh, and Willie Nelson; he's pretty cool... River Phoenix, James Earl Jones, Tanya Harding- hey, what the hell do you think you're doing? I'm not finished. Put me down, you fuck- Ow! My snout!"

Canadian Mode