2001-01-02 - 16:57:27

It's hard being black. I'm not black, but I'm sure it must be hard. Well, that's what the black politicians and racists say. Is it really true, though? If it's so hard being black, then how come they always seem to have more jewelry than I do. I love black people, but I hate racists. Johnny Cochran can kiss my ass.

My friend Carpacius was black once. He was really cool. Normal guy really, until he bought that 2 Pac cd. I kept saying, "He's dead, man." He never listened, though. He said he was gonna find him. "No, Carpy. You'll never find him, he's dead." I never saw Carpacius again. I wonder if he's still black?

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