2000-12-08 - 05:05:58

It's too late for me to think right now. Well, not like I usually do much thinking, but I'm allowed that privilege. I was given a calling at birth to be the first retard with an online diary. Go ahead, laugh it up, but before you leave here, I want you to know one thing. You're the one reading this stupid shit.

Earlier today I took some more hallucinogenic smart medicine. My friend Joharna told me to stop taking them, but all I heard was, "Adolph, you are too sexy for your shirt. too sexy..." She kind of looked like a trucker in heat, but she hit me when I started humping her leg. It hurt like hell. She'll get over it. These pills haven't made me smarter, but they sure as hell kick ass. Tomorrow: Hallucinogenic Supermarket.

Don't you wish your life was this cool?

Canadian Mode