2000-12-07 - 6:58:48

Okay, so as you may have noticed, I have a stupidity problem. (Not like you bunch of hoodlums are any better, though.) I got some medicine for my special case, but it makes me see shit. Yesterday, I saw my neighbor running through his front yard butt-ass naked with a toaster strapped to his ass. What the fuck? Yeah. Then my friend Asstriminy was sitting on my couch, and I thought I saw him pulling some moves on my dog. So I said, "Asstriminy, what the hell are you doing to my dog, you bitch!?" I realized it wasn't a dog at all; I don't even have a dog. He was petting my new midget, Barnaby, so I sat back down. That's cool. I haven't seen Barnaby at all today. Bastard. Come to think of it, I never had a midget named Barnaby... or even a friend named Asstriminy. That would explain why that guy across the street keeps pouring Jello on his driveway...

By the way, roosta redid my whole layout, so I guess I should thank him. I think he's gay though, so I'm not gonna hang out with him anymore.

roosta: "fuck you, adolph."

ha ha ha ha

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