2001-08-29 - 2:00 p.m.

I just found out that my family has a long and noble history of bootlegging. I figure I should at least try to live up to it. I'm gonna make me some moonshine in my bathtub or something. If any of you know how to make moonshine, you could help me out by telling me. Then I could start my own moonshine legacy and have stories to tell my kids. HAR HAR HAR! ahem.

"I'm a rambler; I'm a gambler. I'm a long ways from home, and if you don't like me, well, leave me alone. I'll eat when I'm hungry; I'll drink when I'm dry, and the moonshine don't kill me. I'll live 'til I die."

-Some crazy drunken Irish fool singer guy.

(Clancy Brothers and the Dubliners, "The Moonshiner")

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