2001-03-17 - 21:04:21

Holy fudgesicles in freezers, my house is under siege by the homosexual mafia! It seems that Mr. Tucker got locked up in Tiny's cell, and Tiny helped him escape. I wonder what Mr. Tucker had to do to get Tiny's help... Anyway, Mr. Tucker, upon escaping, went straight to the godmother of the homosexual mafia, none other than... yup, you guessed it... ELTON JOHN!

So, I'm locked in the bathroom with a Super Soaker, desperately defending the remnants of my home from transvestites with automatic weapons.

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