2001-01-08 - 06:13:32

I've had this diary for three months now. I've gotten over 1600 hits, yet, I still have not discovered who took my pants. Come on, people. Throw me a clue at least. What do I look like, Sherlock friggin' Holmes? You're all a bunch of greedy pant-horders.

(Clues, accusations, or confessions should be sent to the guestbook.)

I think it was my friend, Rivet. He has pants that look just like mine. They're gold with pink stripes, but he could have painted them. I wouldn't put it past that scheming skank. I'll bet he's got my inflatable Andrea Bocelli sex doll, too. That whore.

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