2001-09-21 - 2:17 a.m.

I'd like you all to welcome our new friend, goth mode. She's a little shy, so don't try to talk to her. Just let her get to know you a little. (I suggest telling her about how your parents are evil.) If you click on her, she'll make your sexhero experience miserable.

(The idea for goth mode came to me in the form of DeadEyeDick's illustrious rambling.)

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