2001-06-09 - 1:53 a.m.

I think the midgets took over the computer and signed my guestbook a couple THOUSAND times... or you guys became really lonely without me here. I'll give you something to think about while I try and make up an excuse to fool you all... ahem... I mean while I remember why I haven't been here for so long. Yeah.

Anyway, I have a picture of me playing with my firehose. Anyone want to see it? It's really long and powerful.

Canadian Mode