2000-10-21 - 09:37:45

Boi-oi-oing is in a rut boys and girls. I can't think of anything funny to tell you about. The fans are getting rowdy, though. One even went so far as to accost me in a shopping mall, but when the police ripped his mask off, it turned out that it was just my friend Arnie. He's gay, I think.

People have been writing non-stop about what to do when confronted by an unknown fellater from your past. It was a joke people, I don't know what to do. Try slapping the dirty fellatrix and ask her if you can borrow her implants over the weekend, because you are throwing a party and need something to wear. That worked for me. When I tried to grab them she slapped me, I went down, and the police took me home. Maybe you'll have the same luck.

Canadian Mode