2000-10-23 - 16:57:08

Sometimes I like to drive on the wrong side of the road and pretend I'm in Europe. Do you ever do that? It's really great. Sometimes I shout things like, "Bon appetit!" or "Sauerkraut!" Other people don't like it, though. They scream nasty things at me like, "Move it, you turd!" Sometimes I crash into things and hurt people, but it's all worth it, right? Europe kicks ass! One time I ran over my friend, Edsel. It was his own damn fault, though. Afterwards, I screamed, "The bloody bastard just came from out of bleedin' nowhere!" I miss Edsel sometimes, but it's all worth it, 'cause Europe kicks ass!

Canadian Mode