2001-02-26 - 02:00:23

I escaped! I'll tell you the whole story, but first I want some more voice mail!

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I want to hear from Steve, Sarah, TJ, Chris, Kristen, and everyone else who's signed my guestbook, damnit! If I get enough voice mails I'll tell you the whole story about how I escaped.

And like I said, I'm not gonna post it if you don't want me to, and it's toll free. What are you waiting for?

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