2001-01-11 - 05:27:58

I learned an important lesson today. My friend Girfa rang my doorbell this morning and woke me up. When I answered the door, she asked me how I was. I replied, simply with, "Erect." While short and rather witty, the expression on her face told me this was not a suitable answer. Although, I did get to go back to sleep after she turned bright red and departed. May your wit serve you well.

On a side note, I found Andrea Bocelli. He had lost most of his air and was lying face down in the bathroom with a bottle of tequila. I keep telling him, "Damnit, Andrea, you know you shouldn't be drinking with your condition." He sang a new composition as I deflated him, but he ran out of air towards the end. I think it was called "I Want to be Your Seeing-Eye Dog". Pretty good for an inflatable sex doll.

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