2001-01-12 - 22:50:30

Today was pretty cool. I was in the library with the most beautiful woman in the world.

Erica descended the ladder as I held it steady in the library. A few steps from the bottom she lost her footing and came crashing into my arms. "Thanks, I'm so clumsy." We made eye contact. She turned, leaned forward, and kissed me. Then we snuck away to the back room and made passionate love.

Actually... I lied. We didn't make love.

Alright, so she didn't kiss me either.

Fine, she never fell into my arms.

I confess, I found this story on a porn site, and it reminded me of my day in the library.

Gimme a break, so what if I didn't go to the library?

Ah, kiss my ass.

(side note: 2000 hits, you guys rock.)

Canadian Mode