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2000-12-14 - 11:56:49
I looked at a map for the first time today. It turns out, I don't live in Canada after all. I live in a place called the United States of America. Maybe you've heard of it. I think that's a pretty stupid name for a country, so I'm gonna complain, but I have a small problem. I haven't been able to figure out who the hell to complain too. If any of you actually know who the fucking leader of this country is, please inform me. I've heard something about an election, but I still don't have a damn clue. What the hell is going on here? What sort of country is this, with no fucking leader?
Oh well. I'm going to Canada. I've got some friends there that I want to have sex with. I don't know where it is, and I couldn't read the map very well, so I'll probably just wander around for a couple of weeks. I'll be back soon, I promise.
While I'm gone check out these sites, they're hilarious.
Some Usenet Post About Penises
These diaries kick ass, too. Seriously, you better go. I'll find out.
