2002-01-22 - 12:33 a.m.

I think my diary is going to break soon.

Well, I've lost track of time. I've been drunk for months now. I think I may have ten kids, but I only know about the midget one. What was his name again? Oh crap.

Afro is watching him right now. I think. Jeez, I hope she is. I really need to work harder at this parenting thing.

I'm waiting for Bouncer to come back soon so I can leave the kid with him during the day when I do most of my sexheroly activities.

He should be back sometime this week. Then we'll be drunk for about three more weeks in celebration. Hooray for Bouncer!

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