2001-04-26 - 2:14 a.m.

...after watching the colorfully painted midget circus next to the roulette table for a bit, I finally made a few bets on the roulette table.

The lady told me that since I had never played before, I should stick with one colored bet, while I watched the other people until I got the hang of it.

"Yeah, right, lady. Like I'm gonna listen to you. Swindler!" I placed one chip on black and one on red. How can I go wrong? I've got the whole table covered, I thought. Little did I know that sweet old Ms. Swindler had snuck a GREEN part onto the board!

"Treacherous bastards!" I screamed.

They swiftly escorted me out of the casino and gave me a free shoe mark on my ass.

I snuck back in wearing my fake moustache so I could lose some more money, a half hour later. Ha. I sure fooled them.

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