2000-12-23 - 05:00:58

I'm back. I have returned to find my guestbook overrun by gay men. If you're a chick and you're reading this, sign the guestbook. It needs some balance. I am afraid that my guestbook is slowly becoming a fellater.

Anyway, I never found Canada. I think I went the wrong way. I did, however, find a Japanese man who knew where my friend Sarpizo is, but just before he was going to tell me he blew up. All that was left was a grease spot and some ashes, so I found a broom and swept the man away. I brought him home with me. I don't know why, but I like him.

Sometimes, when I'm lonely, I like to take the bag of his ashes out and put it on the couch with me. We watch anime together sometimes. I figure that's what he likes, being from Japan and all. I think his favorite is porn, but I won't let him watch it. I make him turn around. It's not right, he's too small, you know?