2001-04-29 - 2:13 p.m.

You know those commercials for allergy medication where the congested people turn into giant noses?

Well, I was thinking today, that it would be incredibly excellent to have a laxative commercial where the constipated people turn into giant asses...

I'm gonna email someone about this... I'll keep you posted.

(By the way, bouncer, is on vacation right now, touring the world, in case you were wondering. I'm sure he'll have some ass-kicking stories when he comes back.)

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