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2000-10-11 - 03:13:42

Hi, Boi-oi-oing here. This is my newest poem. It's called "I Am Not Gay" Have a nice day.

I Am Not Gay

I do not like you, Mr. Wang;

I never liked the way you hang.

I do not like you in tight pants;

I never liked the way you dance.

I do not like you in a thong;

that is because I don't like shlong.

That's right where I draw the line;

The only wang I like is mine.

I do not like you Mr. Wang;

my heart belongs to Miss Poontang.

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